Only Three $Bil

 Three Billion Dollars

It's only three billion dollars this time. So small it's hardly worth mentioning and, for the most part, no one does. Going for Bradley armored fighting vehicles and lesser armor for Ukraine this time. Barely noticeable. Three is such a small number.

It's not $100 bil like it was last time but the last time was only LAST MONTH! And this month is still young. Well, approaching middle age.

If you stretch out a whole lotta money into payments we begin to think we can afford it. Big retailers discovered this slight-of-wallet truth long ago. They don't tell us, "Hey, you're gonna have to pay the whole thing eventually, plus the outrageous interest rate we tacked on. Good luck if you lose your job."

Why are we sponsoring this war? Is it because Biden picked the government in 2014 when he was VP? Yes, it is, and he's making a ton of money. Hint: He didn't get rich by working hard. 

He was so deeply and meticulously involved that he picked the prosecutors who would have prosecuted his son. But didn't. Because of him. Because of money.

We are sponsoring a Nazi re-play in the Azov organization. Not neo-Nazi, real 21st-century Nazis, almost obscured by the fact that their president is a Jew. Pogroms aren't next, they're happening now. If you're in the way and annoying or needy, off to the camps for you.

Didn't great-grandpa sacrifice a leg in his mission to rid the world of Nazi fascism? Tut-tut. It was only one leg and it was a long time ago. It's different today. It's RUSSIA! So shut up, plebs. We're doing it for the children. Just ignore that we started the whole damn thing.