Presidents Day

Presidents Day!

"We will maintain the perspective that we have in terms of what should be the relationship between China and the United States. That is not going to change, but surely and certainly that balloon was not helpful, which is why we shot it down."                -- Kamala Harris, Feb. 18, 2023

WTF does that even MEAN? She's your VP.

Meanwhile, at the adults' table, it's Presidents Day.

It's an American unity day. A day when we honor the stories of past presidents and pledge our lives and fortunes and sacred honor to the future glory of the United States of America, all of us, linked arm in arm. We kick back a little, secure that everything's going to be OK.

Well, except for our current president. He's in freakin' Ukraine, laying a wreath for God knows whom or why!!!

I'm sure JoeyB doesn't know who or why or even remember the ceremony. "I was in Kyiv? When? Did I pick up any money or fire any prosecutors?" And, "Who are you people?"

He's giving away Abrams tanks at ten mil a pop. Forty-one of them this time, so call it $410 mil and try not to throw up. And it won't cost the USA a single cent. Because we've already paid for them! Magic!

See how that works? We take paid-for tanks out of our inventory and give them away. No new money involved and no need to broadcast that we paid $10mil a piece for them once upon a time. Like, say, last month.

We also pledged a new $300mil to Ukraine for, well, new stuff. That's in addition to the $3BIL we pledged, um, LAST MONTH!

Um, told ya so! Prescient, wouldn't you say?

No? You mean anyone could have foreseen that shoveling money into a hole wasn't going to end until someone with the fortitude to stop it and penalize the players came along? In the meantime, times are still good for JoeyB an Jimmy and Hunter.

There's so much more but enough for now.

Good night, suckers.